do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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