brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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