She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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