problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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