do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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