The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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