Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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