I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
