i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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