last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Randomize
