I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Hippo gnu deer
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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