The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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