I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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