1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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