we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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