70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm sobbing to NWA
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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