they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My feet surprised me
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