There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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