It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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