if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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