guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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