Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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