it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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