Me too!
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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