sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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