we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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