your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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