its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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