i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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