So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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