You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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