On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Be still, my beating vagina.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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