what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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