I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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