No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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