That's intense
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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