i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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