He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat