Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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