They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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