Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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