apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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