Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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