My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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