So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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