As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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