Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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