About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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