Whod you bang
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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