you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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