living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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