Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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