Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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