so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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